Meet the Manfreds, Harriets, and Clydes: Cute Cats With Hissterical Human Names

Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor

Sep 9, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

When you meet a Fred, you're usually not surprised he's a Fred. He would have this Fred face and general Fred demeanor. It's like you meet a Clair, and she's clearly a Clair, as she creates this Clair atmosphere around her. It is sometimes more difficult to discern this with cat names. A lot of the times cat names are deceiving - a cat might be named "Xena the Purrior Princess", so is she a purry princess or a mighty warrior? Another cat might be named "Mr. Sassy Sweet Swiss Cheese", is he sassy? Is he sweet? Is he Swiss? We don't know!

But when cats are named with human names, it's like there is a purrfect correlation between the name and the cat, even more than in humans. Is your cat named Betty? Of course she is, look at her Bettying around. Is your cat Floyd? He's the feline Floyd for sure, we didn't have a doubt.

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